Watching Monster Quest, in search of the Giant Hog, in their attempts at attaching a camera to a normal hog, or "the Trojan Hog."
"Tonight, on Fox...When Pigs Go Wild! They'll find the normal hog bringing food offerings to a giant hog sitting on a throne, her name: Miss Piggy."
"And the prince consort a giant frog."
"She has piglets attached like little piggy pasties...tassels attached to their tails, spinning, 'wee, wee, wee!'"